Stephen Mooney Tried To Draw 007 Like Himself To Land Film Role

Hoping to replace current Bond, Daniel Craig, Stephen Mooney asked Dynamite Comics editors if they would let him draw the character like himself for his stint on the series. “I draw spy stuff all the time,” the Half Past Danger and Dead Hand artist explained, “Sure if Pierce Brosnan can do it.” ICN kindly informed him that we only recognise Connery, Moore, Dalton and Craig. “What about Lazenby?” he asked. “THERE. ARE. FOUR. BONDS!!”

We reached out to 20th Century Fox for comment but they were too busy counting their Disney money.